May 2010
6 posts
on allen and hassaan's shitty taste in music
offspringer89 (2:17:39 PM): there is one song
offspringer89 (2:17:42 PM): and hassaan found a version
offspringer89 (2:17:45 PM): that this one guy sings
offspringer89 (2:17:46 PM): and its all
offspringer89 (2:17:47 PM): emo
offspringer89 (2:17:50 PM): and whiney
offspringer89 (2:17:53 PM): and hes like
offspringer89 (2:17:55 PM): its sooo much better
offspringer89 (2:18:00 PM): and...
random thoughts
I was reading a newspaper, and i saw an ad for HEB. It said, no store does more for less. My immediate thought was, that’s not a very good slogan, and a very shitty promise. My second thought was… i’m pretty sure Walmart does. Also, what about Kroger. Their slogan is ” Where it costs less, to get more.”
Awesome
Awesome (a., n.) Ian Clayman
(a.) Wow, that’s so Ian Clayman!
(n.) My life is better since I got an Ian Clayman.
Birds and the Bees
esotericjunk:
Ian: Ok…it’s time I’ve told you about the birds and the bees.
John: What about them?
Ian: Well you see, birds and bees have wings…and then they fuck.
John: WHA!
HAHAHAH, i amaze myself sometimes.
hey
also, my summer will be spent with christine, because she is the best.
also, shes nice.
also, her name is tumblr.
hmmm
i have decided that the majority of my summer will be spent on
1) Summer School
2) Getting back in shape and super swoll; like Le.
not necessarily in that order
also, hello tumblr. you are nice.
